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作为一枚研究生，大部分人会经历——历经数月、废寝忘餐、呕心沥血终于完成一篇paper，满怀希望投稿给期刊，仿佛已经看到论文发表，印刷成铅字，但往往收到的是Reject回复。
以及，审稿大佬戳心窝的评论。
从2001年至2011年，《Environmental Microbiology》每年都会发布一份审稿意见集锦，让人在严肃、认真的学术研究之余体会下审稿人的幽默与诙谐，让人哭笑不得。
Reject – More holes than my grandad’s string vest!
拒发。漏洞比我爷爷的网眼背心上的网眼还多！
I would recommend rejecting this manuscript as quickly as possible.
拒掉！拒掉！越快越好！
It is early in the year, but difficult to imagine any paper overtaking this one for lack of imagination, logic, or data –it is beyond redemption.
新的一年才刚开始，但我怎么就感觉很难找到比这篇更扯、更没逻辑的文章呢？谁都拯救不了这篇文章了！
The biggest problem with this manu, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.
这篇稿件的写作风格太糟糕了，审得我都不想活了。
This paper is desperate. Please reject it completely and then block the author’s email ID so they can’t use the online system in future.
这篇论文烂到家了。请彻底拒稿，然后封了作者的账号，免得他日后继续投稿。
The presentation is of a standard that I would reject from an undergraduate student.
就算回到本科生时期，我都会拒掉这种水平的投稿。
同一个世界
同样的打工人
Done! Difficult task, I don’t wish to think about constipation and faecal flora during my holidays! But, once a referee, always and anywhere a referee; we are good boy scouts in the research wilderness. Even under the sun and near a wonderful beach.
搞定了！太不容易了。我才不想装着一脑子便秘和粪便菌落来度假。但是，一朝做了审稿人，永远都是审稿人，到哪儿都是审稿人。在科学研究的荒漠中，我们是勇敢的童子军。即使在洒满阳光的沙滩上也是。哼！
During the holidays I was the victim of a terrible manuscript. I am still under shock, now I need to regain faith in the scientific world.
我是糟糕手稿的受害者，假期里处于震撼的阴影下，现在我需要重建对科学世界的信仰。
A real ‘lowlight’... after going through it I got the feeling that I have miserably lost my time . . . you owe me a beer!!!
一个真正的“低光时刻”…读完它，我有一种白白浪费时间的糟糕感觉…你欠我啤酒！！！
Ken, I would suggest that EM is setting up a fund that pays for the red wine reviewers may need to digest manuscripts like this one.
Ken, 我建议EM建立一个基金会来买红酒，因为要消化这样的稿件只能靠红酒了。
The biggest problem with this manuscript, which has nearly sucked the will to live out of me, is the terrible writing style.
这篇文章问题多多，写作格式尤其可怕，简直摧残了哥身体里求生的意志。
Hopeless – Seems like they have been asleep and are not up on recent work on metagenomics.
好绝望，他们（作者）是一直在睡觉吗？不知道大基因组的最新成果吗？
I am depressed that people are performing such bad science.
我要抑郁了，人们现在做的科研都这么糟糕了吗？
If I had known this would be such an easy one to review (reject!), I would have done it sooner!
我要是知道这篇文章这么快就能审完，我肯定会早点开始审。（拒了拒了！）
科研是一条很长长长长长长长长长的路，虽然被拒稿，但“天涯何处无芳草”，不必“单恋”一份刊。
今天你对我戳心秒拒，明天我要你高攀不起！有梦想的paper人（投稿）永不止步！
